08 October 2007

Did You Know?

The First Amendment was in effect once the Puritans landed?

Grasshoppers are poisonous?

Childrens do learn?

Misinformation brought to you by my five-year-old nephew, a college student's paper, and our president. I think you can probably guess who goes with what.

2 comments:

kungfuramone said...

I will HAVE YOU KNOW, "miss" information:

1. That's why they FLED ENGLAND AND HOLLAND, man! They had to have that sweet American FREEDOM!

2. Their bloodstreams verily floweth with venom!

3. Well, that's a bloody lie, anyway.

SuperJew said...

Can I guess dubya for all three?